SuzyQuzy:

meagan-taylor:

istealforksfromrestaurants:

doulaness:

Oh my fucking god.

https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingco?directed_target_id=0

I was so confused by what this was about that I ended up watching the first ten minutes of Kitchen Nightmares before I left for work this morning and I cannot wait to finish it tonight.

These are two of the most insane people in the entire United States of America.

Think about that.

We are watching it now and it’s AMAZING.

You know you’re crazy when Gordon Ramsay wants you to tone down the yelling.

Ringtones.

We should not be allowed to set our favorite song as a ringtone. Far too many times have I had a missed call because I wanted to listen to Miranda Lambert. 

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uffish-thoughts:

westerosbaptistjerks:

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

If you’re stressed out, be sure to give this a listen!

Goddammit.

(Source: wallacelovessteven)

Favorite episode per season - Jack’s Tattoo (8x16)

One arm really belongs to Jack…the other belongs to Chrissy. Which is which? You decide. 

Saw Life of Pi

My good friend, Kitsis, asked me about my take on it. I loved it. His response: “Worst rendition of Calvin & Hobbes I’ve ever seen.”

mrsleaud:

The best Hamlet ever.

The Magic Christian (1969), Joseph McGrath

Always Sunny…

Always Sunny…

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“…and there is a 30% chance that it’s already raining…”

WMUR said there’ll be a thunderstorm this weekend. The weatherman said it may hit some areas and may miss others, ending with: “When it starts, well, you’ll know”.
Thanks, buddy.
(Also, YAY, thunderstorm)

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“…and there is a 30% chance that it’s already raining…”

WMUR said there’ll be a thunderstorm this weekend. The weatherman said it may hit some areas and may miss others, ending with: “When it starts, well, you’ll know”.

Thanks, buddy.

(Also, YAY, thunderstorm)

Nice Day.

Went to work and they updated my schedule to floorwalking only, no phone time. Sweet! Left work early to go to Andrew’s graduation. I know someone with a Master’s. Whaaat.

On my way to the ceremony, a man stopped me on the sidewalk because I was wearing a Keene State shirt. He was all proud, telling me about how his son graduated from that school and was getting his Master’s today. I enthusiastically congratulated him but was too shocked that someone told me something personal on a Boston street that I didn’t put two and two together. He was Andrew’s dad and we didn’t recognize each other. Just a perfect coincidence.

Heather was there, too (speaking of coincidence, Heather was my first true best friend in elementary school, we drifted apart, and out of nowhere I found out she’s friends with Sam and was later introduced to Andrew), so she, Andrew and I went out to grab a bite. They both tried calamari for the first time (what what WHAT).

Was supposed to go out with coworkers tonight but by the time I got back to Nashua I just wanted to sit and relax. Maybe next time.