|—||Simon Pegg - Doc of The Dead|
High on masturbation.
ha24 hours of the same shit as yesterday
more trying not to kill
ritual watching the world burn.
Struggling with crack..?
It’s so perfect.
Just assault charges…
Went down to my sister Jen’s place to take my nephew Tony out fishing for the first time this year. Good timing, because it happened to be Jen and Modesto’s 11th wedding anniversary so I got to give them some “quiet time”.
When she told me it was her anniversary, my thought process went something like “Congrats! Wait, 11th? That means Tony’s almost 11. That means he just finished 6th grade. He’s a middle schooler. I… He… Wait…”
Tony: Yeah and MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS.
Jen: Tony, middle school does NOT suck.
Me: …Jen, middle school sucks.
Anyway it was a lovely day. Didn’t catch anything, but that’s okay. Nice auntie-nephew time.
How good is it? It’s got everything a lady could want: Jessica Williams in top form. Jon Stewart growing agitated over gender-related injustice. A subtle shoutout to “Not All Men!” The Daily Show’s take on sexual assault is so good I feel like I need to lie down for awhile after watching it.